Skirts pulling the market

I came across an interesting article , mentioning about a study on how the length of the skirt determines the state of the stock market. There is a direct relation between the length of the skirt in fashion to the boom in share prices .....oh sorry .....its an inversely dependency.:)))))
They say shorter are the skirts in streets signifies market is bullish and longer ones blankets the market.
It actually does make some sense...when its cheerful weather or economy is booming and there is a feel good factor ...remember india shining ( proved to be pestilential for NDA) there is more probability for the buyers to invest and pull the market . So on bright sunny day therefore women tends to be more stylish , wearing short dresses. Actually its a study connecting vague phenomenons but asking the right questions. So the fashion industry can actually head the economy because it can single handedly bring cheery among the investors. So its all in the hands of beautiful women to control the prices of stocks dipping these days , which is giving sleepless nights to the finance ministry. Here is my 2 cents , what gubernatorial ( i always wanted to use this word ) acts can turn off the bearish state of the markets. Send some blondes wearing mini ( OKAYeeee make them wear micro skirts) around the dalal streets, that would upbeat the moods of everybody there even if it is a fake one .....that day market would certainly gain 1000 points and i can sell all shares making massive profits.
After 1 year you there would be another scam on headlines ...bigger than roopalben ...courtesy yours truely..hehe...raging artificial price hike by making dalal street...a live ramp show
Taking one step further , plan is to get the whole fashion industry and the equity market together and slowly if the business works , opening a television channel covering it live.....we can even diverse our company's portfolio into retailing designer skirts :))))))))00

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